one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Want To Know How It Is Not Mine, SHe Want To Know How It Is Not eyes, Smacking He RBack THrough Drumlimes, It Is Really ENough TO Coward Than Run Lines<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Want To Know How It Is Not Mine, SHe Want To Know How It Is Not eyes, Smacking He RBack THrough Drumlimes, It Is Really ENough TO Coward Than Run Lines<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Want To Know How It Is Not Mine, SHe Want To Know How It Is Not eyes, Smacking He RBack THrough Drumlimes, It Is Really ENough TO Coward Than Run Lines<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

she loves head licking

A phrase that means a girl enjoys tasting the tip of your dick.

Tommy : have you hooked up with that bitch sally?
Jimmy : Yeah! She loves head licking.

by YourMumsabitch December 29, 2022

There She Goes

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes again
(There she goes again)
Racing through my brain
(There she goes)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
She pulls my train
No one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
(She calls my name)
There she goes again
(She calls my name)
Chasing down my lane
(She calls my name)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes
There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
Pulsing through my veins

And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes again
(There she goes again)
Racing through my brain
(There she goes)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
She pulls my train
No one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
(She calls my name)
There she goes again
(She calls my name)
Chasing down my lane
(She calls my name)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 24, 2021

that's what she said

when your trying to get out of a conversation

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ February 13, 2023

I’ll have what she’s having

Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.

She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!

by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021