Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;

Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”

by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 08, 2017

Peter Pan Suicide

Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress

commit peter pan suicide

by nori.1811 December 20, 2021

sweet peter move

When you pull a dope move on someone, leaving bystanders saying, "whoa sweet peter move right there!"

Macron went straight in the direction of trump, then at the last minute he pulled a sweet peter move and shook Angela Merkel's hand first.

by The Resistance Grandma August 11, 2017

peter griffin fuck

penis rock anthem

peter griffin fuck is in the house tonight!

by fronite best game April 21, 2020

Peter Griffin's Disease

See - Homer Simpson Syndrome

She was always disagreeing with me. I later found out she had Peter Griffin's disease.

by CYLAIS January 09, 2023

Peek-a-Boo Peter

Someone who's goes around flashing people in public places

"Oh my god, is he really going to go flash those people?!" "I know what a Peek-a-Boo Peter."

by XxTEXAS DEMONxX November 23, 2009