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peanut licker

An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.

An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.

See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.

2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.

3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
by tako November 23, 2013
mugGet the peanut lickermug.

peanut

a being send from above to be consumed by mortal beings. it could send you into a trance making the world seem amazingly made by peanuts. delicious to chew suck or shove up your ass.
peanut peanuts peanut
by star yoghurt September 8, 2023
mugGet the peanutmug.

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
mugGet the Peanut Butter Whitemug.

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

fudgy peanuts

Fudgy peanut is the act of sifting through ones/someone else's shit to find the little treasure that is a fudgy peanut
Heyyyy Matt can you believe gyles has been getting those fudgy peanuts from Simon again
by Dispatch D March 2, 2021
mugGet the fudgy peanutsmug.

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Free Tablemug.

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