by darealgurl15 March 17, 2011
Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.
The antithesis of boner pants.
The antithesis of boner pants.
by High 5 July 19, 2012
When you're trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don't fit yet. You're between pants. You're in pants purgatory.
"Yeah, I went to lunch today at Subway so I could get skinny like Jared. My pants fell down and I was hanging brain right there in line while I was picking out sandwich toppings. Being in pants purgatory sucks."
by jmstone32 December 29, 2011
Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...
by PIGS! January 20, 2011
by happycrapper December 20, 2006
When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.
"My pants ripped"
by luminous_yogi_ April 28, 2017
soft thin pants that high schoolers, college girls, and some hot moms wear to tease guys into thinking they want to be rubbed down in front of everybody. see fuck me pants
Holy shit, that bitch is wearing fun pants...i can finger blast the cooch juice outta her in front of everyone
by Brandon+Ricky November 29, 2004