titty garden

Two or more breasts in one place.

Girl #1: Let's have a sleepover!
Girl #2: Is it just us girls?
Girl #1: Yes, why?
Girl #2: OMG, it's going to be such a titty garden!

by Emperor's Groove May 18, 2011

titty wagger

a name for a person who is awfully homosexual, annoying, boobiewaggingful, or any negative adjective that may be minorly offensive that someone would like to say in a majorly unoffensive way not really; all offense is secretly intended

a person who enjoys putting their ta-ta's in other people's faces

Edward - Did you see that prostitute totally running around half naked and throwing her milkshakes in innocent pedestrian's faces?
Emma - Yeah, she was a complete titty wagger.

by Emma. No pseudonyms here. January 20, 2009

titties with jelly

When you spread jelly all over titties and eat the jelly!

I slept with my girlfriend and for breakfast in the morning I had titties with jelly.

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmjelly November 02, 2013

Orangutan Titties

Excessively droopy breasts that are so deflated the nipples point vertically south, instead of horizontally.

She's got orangutan titties. I don't trust nipples that won't look me in the eyes.

by xThunderKuntx April 25, 2016

Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount

1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap

by SJW Hunter December 23, 2016

Titty Whomp

An open handed slap to a woman's breasts.

-Man, this woman's getting on my nerves! She deserves a Titty Whomp!

Did you see that Worst Wedding DJ EVER! Video? He totally Titty Whomped that woman!

by thisguyfosho February 20, 2011

titty burly

Big beautifully obnoxious tits

She was a big titty burly, by the name of Chrissy.

by Del Mar June 27, 2007