The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
by xx ChallengeGirls xx March 12, 2016
Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.
"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"
by Sickoooooooooooooooooooooooooo November 19, 2009
Slang phrase used on text to avoid conversations with:
1. Someone you owe money to.
2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again
1. Someone you owe money to.
2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again
by Laquisha DeeVa January 09, 2018
A term usually used by people making fun of boomer comics. Aka boomers like to think that all of the world's problems are caused by technology, and they think reading any book at all is better than being on those "darn phones". Any book? Really? Even a hentai doujinshi, you disgusting boomer?
Narrator of probably a YouTube Video (go watch EmKay bros): "*reads boomer comic that's relatable for boomers*, PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD!"
by ihatemylifeandamheretohavefun May 12, 2020
to vomit into the toilet
If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.
by Light Joker November 23, 2004
bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.
Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.
by tcyoungfly2005 April 08, 2020