fuck you

The only phrase where you can offer and offend somebody.
I would like to fuck you.--offer
I would like to fuck you and your mama.-- offend
by rans October 19, 2004
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fuck you

Appropriate response when one friend is wronged by another who stepped out of line. “I disapprove of your recent actions. They seem to be completely out of character for you. If I believed you were that kind of person, I would have never become your friend in the first place. If you wish to continue our friendship, I demand that you immediately discontinue your unwelcome behavior and respect my boundaries as you have in the past. Please snap out of it. If you persist, I will have to stand against you to limit the damage you do in the future. I tell you this because I believe you might respond to constructive criticism. Otherwise, I would not be speaking with you at all. I hope we can get back to the way things were. The choice is yours.”
When Guy X is caught flirting with his best friend Y's date, Y responds, "Hey, fuck you, buddy. That's not cool."
by RepublicanDude March 17, 2004
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you are sex

this can be used when someone is incredible attractive and you find them just really hot and sexy
"I love you babe, you are sex!"
by LIL90 February 26, 2008
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you tight

phrase used by one individual to anger or upset another individual. Used when one can see sadness in another individual when he gets denied by a girl, friend hooks up with his girlfriend etc.
Panza: YO BILLY IS THAT T FITZ HOOKIN UP WITH PJ!?!

LEO: BILLY YOU TIGHT

Cliff: WHERES THE GUMMY BEAR?

GABBY: BATHROOM WITH JULIANO, YOUUUUU TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by t fatz February 06, 2009
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you guyses

- pronoun

The rube form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective.
Man, I'm hungry. Where is you guyses trough?
by Rubes Stink October 24, 2007
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You Tube

I need to go buy some You tube's
by mitfer330 March 12, 2009
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You Would

A super annoying and overused phrase that teens or kids often use to say to somebody. It means "that's expected of you". When it's said too many times, it might not make any sense in the way it is used anymore.
A: "I got an A in all my finals!"
B: You would.

A: "Hi! My name is Bob. What's your name?"
B: "lol you would"
A: "I would what.."
by MrRickster July 04, 2011
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