Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

noodle

used to describe a penis size. Sometimes even made into a song

The song goes like "Scidadle scidoodle, your dick is a noodle!"

by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

Scudoodle like a noodle

Leaving a room in a comical manner.

I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch

by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

Noodled

When you are so high. You look normal

Dude. You are so noodled...

by UnethicalClown February 25, 2017

Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup May 24, 2018

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025