nut scrubber

one who sucks up to a person whos better at life

dude ur little brother is like my fuckin nut scrubber

by Sean DBOckweg July 13, 2007

SOCIETY OF THE NUT

The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.

WE SHALL ALL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BEATING OF NUTS ,JOIN SOCIETY OF THE NUT

by Pilotpopcorn126 November 20, 2019

Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.

Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.

by abrasive personality September 4, 2011

fuhshizzle nut

its used for whatever you want it to be used for

yo whats that over there?

o um its the ugh (you forget)..its the fuhshizzle nut

by urbanassaultvehicle August 27, 2010

Nut flie

Someone who is constantly around you or kissing your ass.

"Dude you such a nut flie"

"Get off my fucking nuts"

by CHRISFULLOFSTEEL February 8, 2010

shoot nuts

An exclamation used when an unexpected event occurs which causes either shock, anger, or awe.

oh, shoot nuts that was close.

by nom nom nom nom April 2, 2009

Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.

Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.

by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018