Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.

“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!

by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022

monkey rat

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.

I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!

by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off

Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school

by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014

Scan Monkey

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.

Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!

by jimmydevious January 27, 2013

Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.

"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."

by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012