This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 28, 2015
Lord Milky: (noun) A mythical creature known for their legendary combination of humor, heart issues, and a propensity to turn any social gathering into a comedy show, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol. Beware, for encountering a Lord Milky may lead to uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to check your own heart rate.
At the party last night, when 'Lord Milky' started telling jokes, I swear, I laughed so hard, I thought I might have a heart issue myself!
by MmmmPP Licky Licky September 30, 2023
by Chris J. CornBread July 31, 2003
by BoyBarbiedoll April 13, 2017
During the act of urination by a male on a female recepient in the shower. The male exclamates For the Dark Lord as loud as he can.
goth kid says: so i pissed on my girlfriend when we were in the shower so i had to yell FOR THE DARK LORD
Friend: Right on brah
Friend: Right on brah
by boyber92 March 18, 2010
Croissant Lord
by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023
Let's fight Lord Vanaduke
by motnahpychtilg February 25, 2021