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Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.
"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025
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Scrub Lord

A girl who is always wrong but fully believes she’s right. She is a stupid dumb idiot who cheats to win games usually rigging games such as trivia crack to prove she’s smarter when in fact she is not. Has a delusional view of herself that’s she’s better than others
Gabby is a big time scrub lord when she makes fun of people for a low wordle score but than gets the exact same score
by Emswagmaster2000 April 27, 2024
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Lordee

seeing Alabama's most perfect pair of tits before being told hello brotha!!
Wendy pulled off a lordee last Night and we all laughed at bill.
by Irishpaver2378 April 3, 2025
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Lord Drugz

The man, the myth, the hippy legend. Not only is he the leader of countless cults, he has 14 different harems consisting of beautiful naked women, and maybe even sometimes a cute nigga or two. He is a giant mixed man with dreads for days and a voice like melted chocolate. He is severely loyal unless his weed in danger, he would never let it get to that point though. He is charismatic and charming and an ego bigger than my self loathing, which is huge! Give yourself to The Lord or perish. ASPIRE TO BE MORE LIKE THE LORD.
Bro, you should be more like Lord Drugz. You're fucking lame. Living like Lord Drugz.
by TinyGoober December 21, 2022
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Lord Ayoda

A term used to define the best Black Desert Online player ever. Those who have achieved the pinnacle of maximizing their gear to TET and beyond can achieve such a title. It is generally every players' wish to become an Ayoda, let alone "Lord Ayoda." Those who have persisted through the trails of random number generating failure, destroying their accessories, and retrying numerous times can achieve the title of Lord Ayoda.
Noob: Hi I'm new. What can i do?

Veteran Player: Fool, aspire to become Lord Ayoda. PEN gear or gtfo!
by BigAsianBoi57 April 5, 2018
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Lord Kareltje

How do I describe this dude

Man's 18
He can be a good friend
Sexo de Espana
Fran: It's Lord Kareltje

idskd
by Mr. El Sexo Ortiz May 30, 2022
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Lord scrote

A person with a sizeable saggy and hairy scrotum
The woman during sexual intercourse called her partner lord scrote when giving a blowjob
by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020
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