jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

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Jumping

When a GD Discord member tries to go for a level that is way out of their skill range to get attention.

"Guys I'm jumping to Kowereta, hardest Nine Circles."

by Clipazz October 10, 2022

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Jump

The beginning the very start

You shouldve said that from the jump

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An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.

My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.

by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020

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Bungy Jumping

Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.

A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye

B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?

A: Fuck yea bo!

by Juan Vidal January 2, 2009

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