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captain jack sparrow 

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!
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Gay Jack 

A confused little boy, who is a wannabe DJ who is DJ Santii sidekick, he goes to little kids parties and perv over the boys, also he fancies his sexy sister.
This guy at school is a Gay Jack
Gay Jack by Nneka Okorie January 21, 2009

Jackson Rancheria Style 

When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!
Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS

That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"

Captain Jack 

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...
"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."
Captain Jack by GO KNIGHTS April 8, 2005

Samurai Jack 

An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.
Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!
Samurai Jack by thlalyi February 7, 2003

rack jack 

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"
rack jack by mista biggins September 23, 2008

Jack Layton

Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...
Jack Layton, the Leader of the NDP
Jack Layton by drumx97 July 16, 2008