your mom

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.
“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”
by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020
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The name of the blog for the outdoor entertainment website rockfight.co.
Did you see that AI generated article about mountain biking on YOUR MOM the other day?

YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy. (how outdoorsy is she?). YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy...uh...because it's a blog about outdoorsy stuff.
by BJ McHenry January 10, 2024
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Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022
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your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in
by snitcher.y January 21, 2022
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your mom

is a phase whitch i did yo mom in haaahahahahah loser.
by nyamete March 01, 2022
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a big lady with lots of kids that loves young men
by Big great balls of fire October 28, 2022
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An insult to someones mom or guardian or just to make someone feel bad.
your mom is so fat she doesn't need internet because she is world wide.
by funny guy who is kinda stupid November 03, 2021
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