A pussy that gets passed around like a 2 dollar blunt. It requires a team effort to make this pussy happy.
by Iconoklastic~ February 24, 2010

The exclamation after a job well done...well done at least.
after a group of people are gathered to complete a task. But ironically only one person does all the work.
after a group of people are gathered to complete a task. But ironically only one person does all the work.
mowwie: ..fucking Christ. finally done..
Wowwie: Good job team!
Mowwie: the fuck you talking `bout team? lazy som`bitch
Wowwie: Good job team!
Mowwie: the fuck you talking `bout team? lazy som`bitch
by sympothetic botanist October 19, 2008

An art of multi-tasking rarely seen in the western world. The Diyala Double Team is an archaic move traced back to the beginning of time, and more importantly to the mesopotamian region.
Basically, you're fucking your wife from behind while she is simualtaneously breast feeding your baby.
Basically, you're fucking your wife from behind while she is simualtaneously breast feeding your baby.
Guy1: Bro, how'd that mission go last night?
Guy2: Dude, we walked in and the dude was pulling a Diyala Double Team!
Guy1: Classic!
Guy2: Dude, we walked in and the dude was pulling a Diyala Double Team!
Guy1: Classic!
by Terrorist Killa April 1, 2010

Many definitions, but for women it usually means flirting all night with an unattractive/lame guy you are not AT ALL interested in so him and his group of friends can:
A) Get you AND your girlfriends in club/lounge/event for free or pay for you all.
B) Get you AND your girlfriends into VIP.
C) Supply drinks all night for you AND your girlfriends.
Yes you end up annoyed all night and the guy acts as a major c*ck-block and you'll have to comprise a way to artfully dismiss him at the night's end, but at least you're tipsy and you're friends will thank you later because they are having a blast.
PAYING IT FORWARD.
A) Get you AND your girlfriends in club/lounge/event for free or pay for you all.
B) Get you AND your girlfriends into VIP.
C) Supply drinks all night for you AND your girlfriends.
Yes you end up annoyed all night and the guy acts as a major c*ck-block and you'll have to comprise a way to artfully dismiss him at the night's end, but at least you're tipsy and you're friends will thank you later because they are having a blast.
PAYING IT FORWARD.
Last night was so much fun! So glad Rachel took one for the team by entertaining that fugly dude at the VMA after party. Who knew he was bffls with Kanye?
take one for the team A.K.A.:
Took one for the team.
Taking one for the team.
Taking it for the team.
etc...
take one for the team A.K.A.:
Took one for the team.
Taking one for the team.
Taking it for the team.
etc...
by Jm. Belle. November 5, 2010

Ski Team spoken really fast is said to sound like "Skeet Skeet", however, most members of ski teams across America (and in some parts of Europe) deny this. A few have come forward and admitted a double meaning, but nobody has confirmed the actual meaning of the words.
Often used in conjuction with a hand signal in which, palm facing in, the middle and ring finger are held in by the thumb and index and pinky are held upright.
Often used in conjuction with a hand signal in which, palm facing in, the middle and ring finger are held in by the thumb and index and pinky are held upright.
by J dizzle fo shiiiizlle September 1, 2005

An online game created by the company ValvE valve also made games like portal 2 and half life 2, Tf2 is a great game due to its multiplayer variety and great maps, you can find great weapons and misc items that could sell for a high price on the market
by CouldntFindADefinition February 15, 2014

A great xbox gamer, hacker, programmer. Don't mess with him or you'll get owned by him.. we warn you.
by TurmoilHf August 14, 2011
