Mates before Dates

When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.
Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
by Jeed September 25, 2008
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National date someone day

National date someone day is may 12th wether it be your best friend, friend or crush just find someone to date and see how it goes! This could make or break relationships…
It’s national date someone day! “Matt! Do you wanna date?” “sure!”
by Feitanphantom May 01, 2021
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national date a ruby day!

todays your lucky day ladies and gentlemen! date a ruby day is today so go ask out your friend ruby and make her feel like the most amazing girl in the world! 😍
guy 1: dude i need a girlfriend
guy 2: its national date a ruby day! today, ASK HER OUT!!!
by rubylover82716 July 19, 2021
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I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 27, 2009
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minecraft dating/sex server

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds
Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.
by TheGayboi0606060606069 January 10, 2018
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National date a Yali day

National date a Yali day is on November, 1 aka Sophie’s birthday. It means if you know someone named Yali you have to date them for a week.
The best day ever is National date a Yali day.
by YaliIsSoHot October 29, 2019
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Date a guy named lemar

Dating a guy named lemar because he’s going to treat you right and make you the happiest person on the planet
by Lemsz November 10, 2019
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