Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!

Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.

by DataGlasses October 30, 2023

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

Slav Coffee

An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps

-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good

Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?

by Memely_dayz March 20, 2021

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Coffee Nerd day

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass

Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present

by Areithy October 27, 2021

ceiling coffee

When water drips onto the drop-ceiling tiles and you end up with brown ceiling water stains.

You'd think with all the ceiling coffee in this building that there'd be a mold problem...

by hintss May 05, 2016

pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011