The Chicago Woodsman

The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.

Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand

by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023

Nightmare Chica

"the first night is never usually that bad"

nightmare chica is an animatronic (it forced me to write this at gunpoint)

by Steakitty December 12, 2023

Toy Chica

Scott Cawthon's biggest mistake.

Dave was so busy thinking about Toy Chica's animatronicussy that he forgot that the curvy robot was coming to kill him

by HamoodHabibi2.0 January 20, 2024

Toy Chica

Stop simping for her 😭😭
She is a Chicken animatronic with a dead child inside, STFU 🔥🔥🔥

"Yoooo Toy Chica is SOO hot."
"Bro is the type of guy to get 0 bitches"
"MY bitch is Toy Chica... 😍😍😍"
*dropkicks his ass*
*he wakes up in a coma*
What year is it?
"2045, we recently made irl animatronics."
"IS TOY CHICA REALLLLLL OMGGG"
"...sure"
"AMBATTANUT SO HARD"

by SuperManAss27 January 23, 2024

dirty Chicago

When a girl is on top durning 69ing breaks WIND and shit comes out on the others face

"A was 69ing Julia and she had hard gas and ended up shitting on my face!" "Dude she gave you a Dirty Chicago "

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 27, 2024

Toy chica simps

those idiots that simp over toy chica that FNAF fans are truly scared of 99.9 of them are orphans. like this if you argree

Fgtv are toy chica simps

by P H O N K G O D November 13, 2023

West chicago

Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽

“U ready to go to west cheesy”
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago”
“Bc like it small”

by Alicruz May 26, 2024