Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader

Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!

by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020

Splacoo's Law

It's a law that allows any people on any website to roast other people until they either say something that is sexist or racist, or until they leave their house and have any device on them. If they leave the house and jump online, they can only view sites and can't type comments until they are in a private place like a house.

I really like Splacoo's Law, it makes the internet a better place without any racism or sexism.

by Arztiser March 18, 2023

Orangeman's Law

The basis that the longer a conversation continues the more probable it is one of the participants change the subject of conversation to Donald Trump.

These damn dark web intellectuals always be breaking Orangeman's Law on every single podcast.

by christostef January 7, 2021

Vaughan's Law

In any discussion about marriage, the moment a proponent compares gay marriage to the civil rights era, the argument is automatically forfeited.

Person #1: "I believe marriage is between one man and one woman."
Person #2: "Well how would that have worked in the civil rights era?! Loving v. Virginia says we all have equal protection, you're just substituting Jim Crow for Tim Crow!"

Person #1: "I invoke Vaughan's Law."
Person #2: "Dammit... you win...

by Duns Scotus March 4, 2014

ratio laws

thing you cannot do while twitter ratio (or any type of ratio) someome

ratio laws

1. u cannot like your own ratio
2. u cannot like your own ratio

3. hi tea x

by ahshehheha February 19, 2022

Law Players

People who play Law in Tekken. All Law Players are bitches, no exceptions.

You know what they say about Law Players.

by My Sword is Unbelievably Dull July 21, 2019