short bus mafia

A bunch of retard fucks that play paintball in Richmond, VA. Although they're brain power is much more inferior than others, they still ball like Jesus H. Christ himself.
Did you seen Short Bus Mafia ball last Sunday?

Yeah, I wish they all gangbanged my mother so the whole team could be my father.

They did.
by J-Mac(SBM) September 12, 2007
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Canadian bus ride

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
by stanleypants August 02, 2008
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Bus Slime

Refers to females when they ejaculate.
by NiggaNig October 27, 2003
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riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.
he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.
by becca vajayjay October 14, 2006
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Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.
Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.
by Stevens W Galloway August 01, 2008
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short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me
1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none
by Laura January 30, 2004
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Irish tour bus

An alcoholic activity where the consumer drinks 3 shots of whiskey followed by a pint of guiness or an irish carbomb.

Can be considered a more extreme version of the irish carbomb.
Last night I got ridiculously wasted, I pre-gamed at Amanda's before hitting the bars and then did an irish tour bus at midnight...then I stole 10 traffic cones.
by danrew July 12, 2009
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