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brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.
by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017
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Brandon Sadler

Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?

Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
by Hunter reno October 25, 2017
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brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger
"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"
by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017
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brandon bray

A jerk who will date someone and pretend to like them. Super smart. Doesn't have a heart. Cruches girls hearts. Girls/boys should never date a Brandon Bray. Blocks his ex girlfriends. Will always your friends away from you.
Tessa: girl he took your friends!
Kendra : he's such a Brandon Bray
by Damon Salvatore Fans June 8, 2017
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Brandon Hassel

A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings
Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview
by The grinder June 19, 2017
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Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.
by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017
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Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.
That dude is such a Brandon...
by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018
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