a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.
Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
by coochiedestoryer334 December 24, 2023
by Runna14 January 11, 2016
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
by THESYSTEMFAILED April 17, 2016
by jkizzlebop June 15, 2017
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 02, 2025
The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 20, 2011
When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 15, 2024