The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

i always bike shush

Used when you want say you get raped up the ass, but instead say that "i always bike, shush".

I am losing weight, I always bike shush!

by spurple June 20, 2025

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

Alan’s Bike Repair

Best thing in Lower Moreland, ever

Did you see how quickly Alan’s Bike Repair fixed my bike?
Yeah he did it amazingly too

by Internetrando February 17, 2026

Spin the bike round

To go to the toilet for a dump.

Raquel was touching cloth, she had to leg it to the toilet to spin the bike round.

by C00kie01 March 16, 2026

The polish bike ride

The person being bullied/tortured; is 1st stripped naked, or nearly naked, then is forced to carry the bully/torturer, on their back, while having their arms pulled back or bound back, then the victim's face is ground down against a hard surface, like a road, usually one on an incline.

Tommy gave Starmer the polish bike ride, calling him a cowardly loser, as he ground his face into the brutally rough, uneven, cobbled London road surface.

by Palpably apathetic January 14, 2026

Ms. Bikefest

A competition for the coveted Ms. Bikefest title at the Leesburg Bikefest. The girls are selected by local merchants to compete in this competition that never disappoints!

Hey did you go to Leesburg Bikefest this year? The Ms. Bikefest competition was great!

by AndiLee June 30, 2009