The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
Get the Beard Cakemug. Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
Get the Beard Waxmug. by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
Get the splitting the beardmug. by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022
Get the Chest beardmug. Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
Get the Baby Beardmug. by MattBoiah December 3, 2020
Get the Bearded Cock Snaremug. She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021
Get the Bearded ladymug.