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Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Beard Cakemug.

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
mugGet the Beard Waxmug.

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!
Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!
by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
mugGet the splitting the beardmug.

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut
Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard
by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022
mugGet the Chest beardmug.

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
mugGet the Baby Beardmug.

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet
by MattBoiah December 3, 2020
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Bearded lady

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021
mugGet the Bearded ladymug.

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