Yaks beard

When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard

"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"

by RionuJ March 2, 2017

sausage beard

Pubes

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! October 10, 2016

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016

Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.

God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!

by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016

lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck July 21, 2016

face beard

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard

"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"

by Miz Michael February 4, 2018