beard gnar

Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.

Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"

by Ivan McKinnock March 10, 2018

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Yaks beard

When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard

"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"

by RionuJ March 2, 2017

sausage beard

Pubes

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! October 10, 2016

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016

Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.

God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!

by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016