First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. by based_bobthebuilder February 12, 2022
Get the basedmug. To speak to an individual in a threatening manner..
To step to someone with a loud voice indicating possible confrontation.
To step to someone with a loud voice indicating possible confrontation.
"hey nigga who you think you basing at like that? I will knock yo ass out.."
"I can tell by the base in yo voice"
"I can tell by the base in yo voice"
by Finesse May 13, 2005
Get the basemug. No doubt. Jenna's based. Not as based as getting this tooth pulled and some antibiotics in me but totally... OH! Dr. K! He's in on that shit too.
Hym "No doubt. Totally based. Totally needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie Cursed. Get Tom Holland to be the brother. Uuummm... Who should play the heel though? Uuuuuuuuumm who's big right now? I don't know. We need a slightly older guy to play the tertiary lead... I wanted to say Timothy Chalomee but he just doesn't look old enough... Damn. I don't know. Whatever. We can find somebody. Seriously. We haven't has a werewolf movie in a while. The movie was good. It's good IP. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Basedmug. A derogotory explaintion of someone, something or an action that is dirty , nasty or just plain wrong. Mainly used for things that make you physically sick.
drinking a shithole shandy is dirt-based.
the bisexuallity of josh dixon, (aged 17 from leven, UK)is dirt-based.
the bisexuallity of josh dixon, (aged 17 from leven, UK)is dirt-based.
by sam pilcher June 19, 2007
Get the dirt-basedmug. 1st person: did you know know that you need a resume for the job cause I didn’t?
2nd person: ofc “thas base pay”
2nd person: ofc “thas base pay”
by Mustard 23 November 19, 2022
Get the Base paymug. by th3 sm@rt p3rs0n December 20, 2021
Get the basedmug.