simpin around

When you throw yourself at someone, then suddenly stop all the signals to them, Usually because you have fucking trust issues.

+"How about all those good times we're having?"
-"They are nice, But I really like you as a friend though."
+"WTF? Stop simpin around ! You give those signals to all your friends out there?!"

by bab0urian May 23, 2020

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Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.

That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.

by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010

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Mobius Double Reach Around

A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring

I met this dorky gal and she showed me the mobius double reach around

by Cryptopox137 March 15, 2023

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progging around

Lurking about being nosey, or tending others business.

This fool has been progging around my trash can.

by Dad to 8 August 23, 2022

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Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

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