April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

April 2

National crackhead day. Crazy wild and stupid people were born on this day.

Did you see him? Yea he is born on April 2nd

by Lake Harman November 05, 2019

April 31st

A day that does not exist, yet for some reason some people think it does.

John: Since my birthday’s on a school day, I’m thinking my birthday party will be on April 31st!
Heather: That’s not a day, John.

by Rosy Cherry May 07, 2022

April 18

National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:

Me: April 18 is my birthday.

Guy: Ok.

by Macabitz January 03, 2021

April 20

When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen

mike: yo when were u born

rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not

by fuck her pussy February 18, 2020

April 22nd

National Spam your boyfriend with nudes day.

Yo hoe it’s April 22nd show me them pancakes.

by Fanniefister69 April 21, 2021

April 1st

Also known as October 3rd, Sevvals birthday

On April 1st the Gulhans go wild.

by Danny Harder April 01, 2018