April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

April 2

National crackhead day. Crazy wild and stupid people were born on this day.

Did you see him? Yea he is born on April 2nd

by Lake Harman November 5, 2019

april 9

the day that gay people were born

person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay

by emiliaisgay March 15, 2022

april 5

national kenma kozume day

today is the day that you celebrate kenma! (haikyuu)

friend: you know what today is
friend 2: april 5?
friend: today we celebrate kenma!

by Kenmaaaaa November 5, 2020

April 31st

A day that does not exist, yet for some reason some people think it does.

John: Since my birthday’s on a school day, I’m thinking my birthday party will be on April 31st!
Heather: That’s not a day, John.

by Rosy Cherry May 6, 2022

April 18

National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:

Me: April 18 is my birthday.

Guy: Ok.

by Macabitz January 2, 2021

April 20

When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen

mike: yo when were u born

rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not

by fuck her pussy February 18, 2020