robert

biggest penis it broke me

ow robert you broke me

by robertpenisbrokeme June 6, 2023

Robert On Popcorn

Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.

Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.

by tri-lights March 9, 2024

Robert

Short and vertically disabled guy. He loves having whore's around him for his pleasures , has got that I don't care attitude and will mercilessly hit any edible bitch around him.*He's the perfect man for young undecided and confused ladies*

That male version of a whore Robert

by Mmoja Wa Tarantella November 25, 2021

Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.

I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Rory Robert Wilson

The sexiest, strongest, most talented and intelligent person who can possibly exist ever.

Everybody wishes they were Rory Robert Wilson as he is so much better than everyone else

by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021

robert

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.

'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'

by Jailatte May 4, 2022