Simp-son

All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons
by It's just water April 04, 2021
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Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.
Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !
by uwu09999 January 18, 2022
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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
by kais ex bros September 04, 2020
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Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"
by CottonDreams June 01, 2021
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Simp-Wage

The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"
by chodemode 39 September 07, 2020
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No Simp Summer

No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers
Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro

Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
by 333LOOZER333 June 03, 2021
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Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
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