Beard Stuff

When your man or dwarven girlfriend decorates their facial hair into a scrumdiddlyumotious sexual spectacle that makes your testicles tingle.

Sentence:
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.

Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)

by suruh101 February 4, 2024

Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food

Look at the beard droppings in my food

by Dlgomez March 20, 2023

The Doug Beard

That weird beard thats only on the sides

A Guy: what is that beard!!!

Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard

by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021

purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

by Itbpod March 9, 2021

Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024