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Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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Tolerance Window

The parallel feeling, while actively consuming a substance, like weed or beer, In which you can handle properly before acting drastically different.
Drinking 3-8 beers gives yourself the same feeling, but at 1 & 2 you’re sober, and at 9 you’re an asshole.

Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.

Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.
by Broozzay March 26, 2019
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wenis window

when a denim jacket has a rip on the elbow and your wenis gets vulnerable or seen by anyone
DUDE that wenis window is lit sis wig tea skskskskssk -your wannabe quirky friend
by ninkiminjaj420 March 30, 2019
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Stair-window

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.
by Taacos April 2, 2019
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billy window

“Billy window” is a phrase used to define only the large genitalia having males who tend to shag girls called “Emily”
“Hey did you hear bout Tyrone and emily? Yh they slept together”, “I’m not surprised, he’s such a billy window”
by Indiasfinest December 4, 2019
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Romeo window

1. a window, usually on the first or second floor, that can be easily accessed from the outside by thieves/asshole men.

2. A window so low and accessible that your boyfriend/girlfriend/non-binary life partner can sneak into your room without breaking a sweat
I just moved into this first floor apartment with these huge- ass Romeo windows. I'm either gonna need some window grates or a shotgun.
by Pop up witch December 26, 2019
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Louboutin-window

The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.
Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.
by Die Rooie December 28, 2019
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