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Slang name for the plant cannabis. There is cannabis sativa and indica, both result in a different high. A great drug to start with but eventually starts to just not be as good and you will want to try other stuff. DXM is much better than weed and it is legal and cheap. Still, weed is a great thing to have while chillin with friends.
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weed by indica owns January 31, 2005
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Hey hey hey smoke weed every day 

A saying that some people have that is the answer to most of life's problems.
What's the meaning of life?
I don't know but hey hey hey smoke weed every day.

weedspeak 

the official language of stoners; the language and terms marijuana users communicate with one another and to reference the world around us.
Stoner1: "eyy bro, trying comp on some tree and roll a bleezy?"
Stoner2:"nah man you dont got any bars at all, lets just get lit off this piece"
bystander:"what do you think he is talking about?
bystander2: "i don't know, it sounds like he's using weedspeak to talk to his companion "
weedspeak by halfrican420 September 9, 2011

weed monts

a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities
we filmed a weed monts
weed monts by weed head October 10, 2008

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.
Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.
Weed Emergency by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

Weed Draft

When you pick up for both yourself and your roommate and have to split the supply evenly but don't have a scale, the two roommates will engage in a "weed draft" to decide who gets which nugs. The rules of the draft are as follows:

1. It must be administered by a neutral party.
2. The two draftees flip a coin to decide who gets to pick first.

3. The first person selects a nug and the second person selects what they believe most equal to that nug size. If no nug is the same size, they may select two or more nugs if they are deemed equal in size by the moderator.
4. The players take turns picking the first nug each round.

5. When the pile dwindles to just 4 or 5 nugs, the remaining weed must be split evenly as a collective to guarentee fair play. Rocks paper scissors then decides who gets to pick first from the final split.

6. Ideally, once the piles have been distributed, another third party, absent during the draft, will come to judge whether or not the piles are evenly distributed.
7. Smoke.
Jack went to pick up for himself and Jill at the well. Upon returning, the two needed to split their weed order in half but did not have a scale. Thus, to evenly distribute the weed, Jack and Jill engaged in a weed draft.
Weed Draft by weed fan December 19, 2012

Weed-whacked 

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.
Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked
Weed-whacked by Mgl921 May 26, 2013