Washed up

A celebrity that finds it hard to hide the fact that they're lying, and it shows.

That celebrity was so washed up when talking about climate change that I thought she was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

Brain washed

To believe anything so strongly that you're unwilling to hear any opinion that contradicts it. You believe and have complete faith in something because that's what you were told to believe.

Karen: i only listen to CNN
Tim: i only listen to FOX
Bill: you're both brain washed

by Blue shirt guy July 21, 2022

Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

Snow wash

To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.

Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023

did you wash your az today

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018