Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
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Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud
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