Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.

Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!

by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020

Bozza touch

Bozza touch is a touch where the ball is glued to you like women are glued to Elliot daniells the absolute women destroyer

Corrrr bozza touch

by Bozza touch October 16, 2023

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.

Well that product really has the dutch touch.

by JohanJohan July 31, 2017

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025