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TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
mugGet the TheLongshot/Tonimug.

A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats
Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
mugGet the A Tony Dextermug.

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.
Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
mugGet the Tony hawkedmug.

Tricky Tony

(after watching the Undertale 10th anniversary live stream)
Person 1: What the hell, no Undertale 2?
Person 2: Damn you Tricky Tony!
by Renewings September 24, 2025
mugGet the Tricky Tonymug.

Toni maddison

The most ugly girl. She is very big headed and believes everything she does is amazing. She likes to think she is funny and sometimes just isn’t. Her sarcasm is to much
by ...Liam... March 30, 2019
mugGet the Toni maddisonmug.

Tony

Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.

Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
by tsham April 5, 2024
mugGet the Tonymug.

Tony

Tony Kast, the most handsome person in the world. Tony is universal, omnipotent and omniscient. He who sees all, he who knows all. Tony is one of the biggest people in the universe. The presence he omits is suffocating. Tony also knows as Big Boi kast tony.
Person1: Dude, get out of here immediately, Tony is coming!
person2: Oh no, I don't want to suffocate because of tony's presence.
Person1: Toyn kast moment
by TheProphetjx October 10, 2022
mugGet the Tonymug.

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