shovel snow off the moon

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

by Matty O December 25, 2007

Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.

Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009

Moon creator blast off

It is the act of when an individual bends over and rips their buttcheeks off whilst you vigorously shat in another persons face

“Yea did you see John, he pulled the fatest moon creator blast off in mikes face”

by Dumbuldore III January 30, 2019

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl January 19, 2017

stay wild moon child

something to say to a person when you never want them to change. Mostly a crazy person who is feeling down or is been bullied.

"Today Harper called me a weirdo." I said to my mom. She looked at me, her green eyes puzzled . She snuggled me and said "Stay wild moon child."

by SleekBaeLOL January 24, 2018

Dark Side of the Half Moon

When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.

I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!

by Landonanddanielle March 26, 2017