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America

A country whose history is entirely built upon angry white men and where the only people that have human rights are angry white men!
Todd: I love America!
Aaron: You're favorite country is filled with angry white men?
Todd: No... It's diverse and the land of the free!
Aaron: The angry white men are the only people who have fucking rights.
Todd: well okay then, I'll just move to Canada
by lemonkirb March 24, 2021
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America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM
you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.
by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024
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America

America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and will make sure to never cover your face when asked. Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first definition so its probably bad :-:
Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf

*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.
by barney September 21, 2023
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America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!
Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2024
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Lonnie Benningfieldoubjrule troubjrule in little AMERICA

Master MEXIT TOEHUN vs Lonnie Benningfield junior by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I am name after my own photograph movie by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine Lonnie Benningfieldoubjrule troubjrule in little AMERICA.
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The golden age of America

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025
by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025
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