One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020

The chosen one

Some bozo who gets his limbs chopped off

Obi wan : you where the chosen one you were ment to destroy the sith not join them
Anakin : I hate you

by General obi wan kenobi June 6, 2022

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate

Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.

My neighbor's a one-blocker.

by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010

One addition

One addition is known as the better, most popular name of the band one direction,
a band formed with Louis Tomlinson (aulso often referred at as Lewis or Tommo the tease), Harry Styles (or Harold), Niall Horan (Nialler), Liam Payne (Lime or Lima whatever you prefer) and Zayn Malik (aulso known as Zen Milk).
The band has in total 3 names:
-one direction
-one subtraction

-one addition

Interviewer: One addition will be performing live!
Louis: Give it up for One addition!!!
The fans: woooohooooo !!!(they loved the new name)
Louis with yet another great name: One subtraction!
Fans: wooohooooo!

by Oneadditioner November 10, 2020

iz*one

people who loves kira so much

"iz*one's ahn yujin is in love with user bieujin!"

by yenjin March 16, 2021