rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

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Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.

Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.

by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011

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Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017

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shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.

my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick

by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021

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Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

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dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

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