tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.

Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.

by northwestlad October 7, 2015

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

littel whale

a littel man that drinks and trows up when he chugs wastes beer and kind of gay

hey whale

by moe November 24, 2003

Storm whale

Another word for a god among men who completely rules

John: Adam is such a storm whale

by A Dinosaur Ate Me February 7, 2013

Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 27, 2013

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021