fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon

by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021

fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 23, 2023

fruit with frosting

A gay man in the center of and on the receiving end of a bukkake circle.

"This cinnabon is stickier that a fruit with frosting"

by Trevor Trevorson February 25, 2014

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Kill fruit

The act of smoking massive amounts of Marijuana. Fruit is another name for weed.

Hey man you wanna cruise and kill fruit with me before school?

by Grant Aggg May 15, 2008

Juicy Fruit Twins

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. They had one single called "walmart spinnaz" and it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they had a blunt before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". It made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.

1- are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
2- ya
3- you guise fuckin blow

by Devin DeRosia March 31, 2009