Dan the stallion

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it

Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”

by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

Dan

Caring guy but very small penis and odd voice but good company

Hey Dan

by Rjdbaksk October 19, 2018

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017

razor dan

It a act of sucking a Big Dick While Making a Black Guy Suck You Horse Cock Then making him take it up his ass

Dude did you in joy the razor dan

by Zslayer March 16, 2017

Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I wasn’t able to park my boat before I canal Danned this weekend.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Dan Breezing

Freezing

when one is cold...''man im 'DAN' today.....ha ha his friend replys. im dan breezing too

by Jimmyallslang March 6, 2012