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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
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Xaivor Jones

A bitch as mother fucker with dopey ass hair that looks like yarn.
Oh look theres xaivor jones what a dope he is
by 80019 October 14, 2019
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Leya Bobby jones

Leya Jones is the biggest Karen in the whole world :)
by Duuuxd September 10, 2021
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Casey Ray jones

Strong, good looking man who is amazing in bed and out. He has a big heart and never stops trying. Don’t let all his good fool you because he does have a little devil on his shoulder. Guys watch your girl.
Dang I wish I could be more like Casey Ray Jones.!
by anonymous June 13, 2023
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Isaiah Jones

Isaiah is honestly a pretty cool person, I’m only mean to him sometimes and I’m glad that I met him because he is now my close friend. He watches porn on Tuesdays and I feel like he can make good waffles. He’s the type of person to tell you your ex a dumbass and then say sorry right after. He’s good at pulling all-nighters and he’s a good person in general and I like talking to him because he said funny when he does his Bri-ish accent. Almost peed myself. I enjoy being friends with Isaiah even though some days he takes hours to reply. I think he gonna be a stripper when he get so older. Anyway to end this on a good note he’s really funny and a good person to I think talk to. We are birthday twins so that’s pretty cool if you ask me. The end I’m sorry it’s not that I interesting
Hey look it’s Isaiah Jones, he so got a big ween in his mouth
by Girl273838293 April 25, 2020
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