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neck down device

a females boy toy that is there to perform not to think. One that never argues when given a command by a female his only response is Oh K.
Girl says:" Hey you can you fill up my drink and while you're there clean up the kitchen and make sure I'm satisfied in how the job is done"

Neck down device says: Oh K
by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009
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Neck Level Angry

Neck Level Angry is a term common in Holland and in particular in some of the older duchy's. The term is used to refer to someone who is extremely angry or irritated to the extent of becoming violent. The term is thought to have originated in the Dutch African colonies in the mid 1800s and is commonly believed to refer to South African giraffes who have extremely sensitive necks and can become enraged when their necks are touched.
Did you see Claude the Wind Mill owner? He was neck level angry about not getting his cheese delivery!
by Von Green August 11, 2017
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the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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v neck nick

A V-Neck Nick is a guy who wears V Necks to school thinking its cool but really it is gay he may not know it but he gets bullied very hard for it
yo joe do you see that v neck nick over there
by Bitchfucker1911 July 26, 2018
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Rooster Neck Flap

Noun:
The sensitive part of the penis that dangles 2 millimetres just inferior too the penis head.
1. Wow, I would love a girl to blueberry my rooster neck flap
by BOOMSTICK November 4, 2014
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Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.
Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.
by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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