a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.
Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?
woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.
Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!
the rowboat test
Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?
woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.
Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!
the rowboat test
by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024
Get the The rowboat testmug. Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
Get the crash testmug. by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.Cold Breath, Hot Noise.9.9.9.ZotAVEoiD & Hold Tests.9.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.mug. Also called RAT, it’s a Friday Night Funkin’ clone in Roblox with the theme of, well, rats. This specific clone focuses on balanced charts and tracks both the beginning and end of hold notes, similar to RoBeats.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play RAT?
Person 2: What even is that?
Person 1: It’s short for Rap Ability Test, it’s got FNF and custom songs!
Person 2: Sweet, let’s do it!
Person 2: What even is that?
Person 1: It’s short for Rap Ability Test, it’s got FNF and custom songs!
Person 2: Sweet, let’s do it!
by Madcaptax October 29, 2023
Get the Rap Ability Testmug. 
When you pour chicken Tikka-Masala over you sexual partner's ass and lick it down to their asshole from font to back (full gooche coverage is required). Bonus point if it's extra spicy.
by MAGENTA-ROOM DESIGNS March 1, 2024
Get the Indian Taste Testmug. The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.
Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha
by DreamFox May 26, 2024
Get the M testmug.