van-illa

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.

Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.

by T.A.R The Allen Report November 27, 2019

Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

van

a person that takes kids in his van offering candy

hey do you see that van he took those kids

by truck69 January 13, 2021